I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life
“women are weaklings!”
i’m strong enough to carry
your corpse to the woods
this haiku is my favorite haiku
am I the only person who doesn’t wash their hair every day
cause
when I tell people I don’t wash my hair every day they look at me like I’m some disgusting hobo
Fun Fact:
Washing your hair everyday can lead to early hair loss. You hair needs to distribute it’s natural oils to remain healthy.